WORDSCAPING
[a collection of poetry by yuan changming©]
Table of Contents
1. Immigration
2. Yellow Comedy
3. Sell Liberation of Word’s Worth
4. Word Collage
5. Word Vogue
6. In No Sense, in a Sense
7. Light vs Shadow
8. Y
9. Spelling Test
10. The Banishment of First Person Singular
11. Etymology of Love
12. Dangling Modifier
13. Another Impasse
14. Still Life
15. On a Rainy Day
16. Behest Impressed
17. Collage of Voices
18. The Cosmic Music
19. The Way Forward
20. Chanson of a Chinaman
21. Fragile, Archaic China
22. Lexical Tourism
23. Media Warning
24. Provincial Proverbs
25. Sexual Slogans
26. The Black Bird
27. Awaiting
28. Reading behind the Lines
29. English Irrationalities
30. Politics vs Poetics
31. The Canadian Comedy
32. English Kanata
33. At the Eagle Pass
34. Open Opera
35. Behind a Ballad
36. Content Words
37. Across the Vast Open Range
38. Interpreting a Poem
39. The Making of a Best Poem
40. Poetry Penning
41. This Is a Line
42. The White Goose
43. East Idioms (1)
44. East Idioms (2)
45. East Idioms (3)
46. East Idioms (4)
47. East Idioms (5)
48. East Idioms (6)
49. East Idioms (7)
50. East Idioms (8)
51. Prosperous Tomorrow Programmed
52. Earthling Calling
53. ICQ
54. In the Lakeheart
55. Swirling Swastika
56. The Niagara Falls
57. Above the Skyline
58. Eyeglasses
59. Keatsian Variation
60. Home
61. The Triumph of Eight Trigrams
62. In Times like This
63. Personal Politics
64. The Fat Fabulous
65. On the Road
66. In the Prairies
67. Cat’s Cradle
68. Beside the Ball of Limbo
69. Allen in Wonderland
70. Will
71. Incomplete Imperatives
72. Harmony of Homonyms
73. Word Herding
74. Just a Quick Note
75. Voices
76. Grammatical Groundwork
77. Hypergrammatical Poems (1): Preposition
78. Hypergrammatical Poems (2): Conjunction
79. Hypergrammatical Poems (3): Verb
80. Hypergrammatical Poems (4): Pronoun
81. Faulty Comparison with My Hometown
82. Real Or Unreal Conditionals
83. Subjunctive Mood Unsubjugated
84. Set
85. Beginning
86. Coarse Language
87. I Love You
88. QUX
89. Should ‘I’ Join the Word
90. English vs Chinese (2): Similar Similies
91. X-Missing
92. Rain and Poetry
93. During Their Dialogues
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Immigration
To escape from the tyrannical logic
Of your mother tongue
You wandered, wandering
Through earth’s length and
breadth
Subjecting your old self to
another syntax
A whole set of grammatical rules
Strangely new to your
lips and tips
To expand the map of your
mind
Far beyond your home and
haven
Yet in the meantime it becomes colonized
By all the puzzling
paradoxes
Of this chosen language, for
example:
Quicksand can be very
slow
Boxing rings are in fact
square
And a guinea pig is
neither a pig
Nor is it from Guinea
Like you or me
Yellow Comedy
Using my yellow tail
I yellow-swam
From the Yellow River
As a yeast of the yellow peril
Against the yellow alert
In yellow journalism
With a yellow hammer
And a yellow sheet
I yielded to the yellow metal
At a yellow spot
¼ million yards away from Yellowknife
People call me yellow jack
Some hailed me as a yellow dog
When I yelped on my yellow legs
To flee from the yellow flu
Speaking Yerkish* like a yellow warbler
I have composed many yellow pages
For a yeasty yellow book
To be published by the yellow press
Don’t panic, I yell low.
* An artificial language developed for experimental communication
between humans and chimpanzees.
Sell Liberation of Words’ Worth
Although with a broken pen soul
I am not writing tear ably or pointlessly
on the new clear issue for the magazine
run by a non-prophet society
set up on the basis of its members’ lie ability
To me, an operation would not secure but mean
a sentence to the peace in that infected area
As a banana author, I may lack a peel
but it is rarely better to turn left than to be all right
To avoid a rest, I’ve de sided to go fast on a weak day
then I will call my sun to rice in the mourning
after he falls in love at the first site
In deed, if we give the act an inch
it would become a ruler. Just like a life guard
I hope to keep all the buoys in line
With a film-like memory yet to be developed
I try to keep my head above the water
as I swim for word, yet I have no interest in the bank
Unlike a lawyer who may be debarred or a model
to be deposed, I’ll never become a poet to be decomposed
nor do I allow my train of thaw derailed; rather
I will commit sue side by continuing
to write worse or move in verse
Word Collage: A Politically Correct Poem
According
to a poll conducted worldwide in 2008, these are the 50 “most beautiful English
words.”
Mother of Passion, Smile
In love for eternality and fantastic destiny
At freedom or liberty
With tranquility or peace
In blossoms and sunshine
On the sweetheart gorgeous
To cherish enthusiasm, hope and grace
Under rainbow blue
Like sunflowers twinkling in serendipity
With bliss and lullabies
Beyond the sophisticated renaissance, cute and cozy
Under butterflies from the galaxy
At this hilarious moment beyond extravaganza
Against aqua sentiment
In a cosmopolitan bubble
Above pumpkins, bananas and lollipops
As bumblebees giggle
About paradoxes and delicacies
Despite the peek-a-boo behind an umbrella
Beside a kangaroo
Word Vogue: Another Politically Correct Poem
According to
Global Language Monitoring (2009), the following words have appeared most
frequently on flat and e/media over the past decade.
Global warming, with
9/11, before
Obama, through
Bailout, for
Evacuees, from
Derivatives, via
Google, behind
Surge, against
Chinglish, till
Tsunami
In No Sense, In A Sense
You are
in ascent;
I am to have
inner scent;
She is already
in a cent;
Aren’t we all
innocent?
Light vs Shadow
Was it the shadow?
Was it the shadow beyond?
Was it the shadow beyond the shadow?
Still fell the thick night,
When the heart blocked the light.
Yes, it is light!
It is light within!
It is light within light!
Loud sweeps the morning glow,
Where the mind has no shadow.
Y
yum yum yummy, you have
become so addicted
to this juicy alphabet
you can readily get high
high within your hairless skin
as yellowish as the banks
of the Huanghe River
less sleek than a china crane
but more fragrant than a young yucca
while its pronunciation can lead you
to the very truth you are pursuing, its shape
can grow from an unknown sprout
into an other Yggdrasil, where your soul
can perch, cawing glaringly
towards the autumn setting sun
Spelling Test
Y
yum yum yummy, you have
become so addicted
to this juicy alphabet
you can readily get high
high within your hairless skin
as yellowish as the banks
of the Huanghe River
less sleek than a china crane
but more fragrant than a young yucca
while its pronunciation can lead you
to the very truth you are pursuing, its shape
can grow from an unknown sprout
into an other Yggdrasil, where your soul
can perch, cawing glaringly
towards the autumn setting sun
Spelling Test
Happy
Happy is the baby who picks and plays with a plain bottle among all the
fancy toys
Happy
Successful
The dog is successful when it finds the bone it wants to chew
Successful
Love
If we love animals, they will love plants in return
Love
Peace
When mice begin to enjoy playing with cats, there will be peace
Peace
Healthy
Children are healthy as long as they are eating, running and giggling
Healthy
The Banishment of First Person Singular
always capitalized
seldom in lower case
the only pro-form of my
entire being
coded in my chosen
language
impressive indeed
pronounced with a sole loud vowel
spelt in a powerful personal
letter
without differentiating
the sex
or even an actual
human antecedent
unavoidable and irremovable
you are equally assumed in a sentence
either by a murmuring
illiterate voice
or by a widely
published phd pen
alas, if only the syntax could
hide or spare my humble
self
sometimes
Etymology of Love
It is perfectly easy:
All you need to do is
To separate ‘be’
From the intended act
Or take out the first letter
From the ‘glove’
[on your personality]
or simply press
and thus cover
the ‘g’ [spot with
Your whole being
Bare]
Dangling Modifiers
to write your dead past
into a living essay
this chapter should be read
with your eyes and mind
both widely open
by perusing or pursuing
such perfectly bound books
all the essential rules
can easily be learned
about their sophisticated syntaxes
taking notes with all her attention
the idiomatic usages
of her adopting language
will be mastered well
over a small spot of time
heavily loaded with grammar
his whole being is
an isolated adverbial
often meant to modify
the wrong logical subject
Another Impasse
Writing from Vancouver West
To my former friends in China
I always feel hesitant
Whether to or not to use
The first person singular pronoun
As in ‘I do not really think so!’
Time and time again, they have
Unnecessarily reminded me of
The biggest difference in language
Between the east and the west:
“There in English you always
Spell your favourite word ‘I’
In big bold italic upper case, however
Here we have really rarely
Employed the word even in poetry”
In their writing practice (probably too long)
They either drop the pronoun or replace it
With many an impersonal thing like:
The present writer, the
writing subject
The unlearned, the uncouth
one
The old person/body, the
little human/one
The
trivial/insignificant/unmentionable
The president/manager/[ ] proper
The person per se, or more
precisely:
[Your] inferior, [your]
subordinate
[Your] stupid
husband/brother/son
[Your] foolish
wife/sister/daughter
[Your] humble [ ], or less humbly:
As [your]
father/mentor/lord…
Instead of standing up for an unmasked person
‘I’ should try to remain hidden like a taboo
In Chinese
Still Life
Blue blue, gray gray, green green
Fair fair, square square, light light
On a Rainy Day
You open, I
Close, or I
Open, you
Close, either
Your umbrella
Or mine
To keep
Both ourselves
Dry from
This cold
Rain, we
Have to
Share
The one
And the same
Umbrella, if
We must
Walk
Hand in hand
Behest Impressed
from a messed nest to a jest fest
with a blessed crest and a dressed breast
the pressed guest had best detest
molest or invest in a west quest
for the chest of zest
in the assessed protest
against the test of pest
lest the rest vest
in the depressed or accessed
Collage of Voices
...did you
did you sight that
last night
a miraculous mirage
of sounds without bounds:
mishmash, hodgepodge-
jingling, jangling
tingling, tangling
chitchat, ticktack
clink clank, claptrap
riprap, syrupchirrup
hubble-bubble, hocus-pocus
like a symphony of cacophony
a cantata by the dead
all woven into a fine line of the mind
or a colored call
did you hear that?
The Cosmic Music
With your heart’s ear can you clearly hear
The sound from an unknown planet far beyond our galaxy
A few tender grasses whose deafening snoring has awakened a whole new
world
Where the souls of our relatives are traveling all in a hurry
As if to attend a spring gathering?
The Way Forward
Tick, ticktack, ticktock
A cloudy sound persists around
Looming lonely in the
lightless park
Waiting, wandering or hesitating
As so many of us have ceased
Groping our ways out of
dark
Hey, no more path appears
ahead
Someone kindly reminds the blind man
Thanks, but your warning is really off
the mark
Tick, ticktack, ticktock
His seeing rod rhyming with the unseen clock
Behind his faded footsteps
follows a fresh path
Chanson of a Chinaman*
ching chong, coolie
chink, shina, chonky
so was i called a dragon of barbarity
a born rogue holding laws of truth in deformity
because i ate rats, dogs, slugs and snakes
i began with anything but genes of true humanity
ching chong, coolie
chink, shina, chonky
so am i made a dead enemy of civility
a growing grotesque against the white reality
because i hate freedom as much as human rights
though i have the right to remain a human entity
ching chong, coolie
chink, shina, chonky
so will i be seen a species of non-conformity
a satan inflated beyond the borders of christianity
as long as i’m pig-eyed, crow-haired, the farthest other
i must be treated as a real demon only
* A parody on ‘A Chanson for Canton,’ published in Punch
(London: April 10, 1858), which offers a telling historical example
illustrative of the deeply-rooted and long-held western tendency to demonize
China as the farthest Other.
Fragile, Archaic China
Fragile, Archaic China
They listen to you
Surprisingly
Which china are you talking about?
They wondered
Which china are you talking about?
You certainly know
If you please… one accosted you
Which china on the rise? He demanded
You are referring to the ‘sleeping giant’ in the east
The fattening hog to be slaughtered and divided
The country with an elephant’s body
But a chick’s heart
All china out of fashion, he commented
Shrugging his non-colored shoulders
But which china? He persisted
Really antic stuff? China made in Jingde Town?
You really like china?
Blue china? Ming china?
Or perhaps Song china?
You coughed in good will
You realize something
China is interesting to see
Only for its long history
Lexical Tourism
(after Bill Holm’s
‘The Icelandic Language’)
You do not speak that language
Neither have you been to their country
But within the territory of our English vocabulary
You can easily find who they are:
They enjoy playing mahjong in a casino
They are afraid of typhoon
They kowtow to show their respect
They fight with kungfu skills
They believe in fengshui
And now they have
their own taikongnauts
From these lexical spots
Can you clearly sightsee how they live?
Media Warning
you have the right to remain silent
any sound you make here in public
can and will later or sooner be used
against you in a court of rule
even if it is nothing but a cough
a sneeze, a hiccup, or a fart
they are either clichés or noises
you also have the right to talk nonsense
any utterance you make in private
can and will be translated against you
according to the dictionary of democracy
your facial expression, your gesture
you body movement or your posture
may prove far from politically correct
you sure have the right to remain silent
unless your whole being is a word per se
Provincial Proverbs
An onion a day keeps the salesperson away
A grin a minute keeps the oak in spirit
A lie an hour keeps the chief in power
A wind a night keeps the mind light
A poem a week keeps the heart freak
A payroll a month keeps poverty at arm’s length
A trip a season keeps the dog in reason
A boss a year keeps the worker dear
A wedding a decade keeps the couple off headache
A big bang a century keeps the human world friendly
Sexual Slogans
A steak a day keeps the court away
A touch a minute keeps the body in spirit
A lie an hour keeps the chief in power
An injection a night keeps the mind light
A dinner a week keeps the heart freak
A honeymoon a month keeps the government at arm’s length
A trip a season keeps the dog in reason
A chef a year keeps the house dear
A wedding a decade keeps the couple off headache
The Black Bird
so little triggers
off
a black bird
the spot of synthesis
foiled with snow
light
to fly into the thick dictionary of
gray
Awaiting
There is a long wait of the passengers
For the detouring and delayed bus
And the wait of the wintry grasses
The wait of the legendary lion king
Before it preys upon a real baby zebra
And the wait of the summer sun deep in the nightmare
The wait of the orchid on the window ledge
The wait of the diamond in an unknown mine
And the wait where you stop and watch
And there is a wait of this darkness
Which you are going to compress into words
A wait that is to spread out thin on the blank paper
Unlike winter stars holding their light in light-years
The wait after you finish writing
And the longer wait then
Reading behind the Words
Behind the words is there no meaning squatting
Except a bold row of cheerful cherry trees
Standing tall in front of my half-fenced house
That bloom for two weeks in a year only
Between spring and summer
Behind the words is there no emotion hidden
But a pair of little unsung yellow birds
Popping up from nowhere
One has flown far away from home
The other still learning to fly close to the nest
Behind the words is there no metaphor explored
But a black and white photo of my parents
Who are hospitalized alternately in China
For the imbalance between yin and yang
A disease both blood-related
English Irrationalities: Outlining a Formal Essay
Introduction:
There might be love in between gloves
But no egg in eggplant, or ham in hamburger
Body:
(1)
English muffins did not originate from England, nor
French fries from France; sweetmeats are actually candies while sweetbreads are
meat though not sweet at all; readers read, singers sing, but typewriters do
not type, nor fingers fing; a mouse can multiply into mice, but a grouse never
into grice;
(2)
People may recite at a play and play at a recital
Their noses run while their
feet smell
They park on the driveway,
or drive on the parkway
Ship by truck and send cargo
by ship
(3)
Teachers may be taught, but preacher are never
praught
One goose may stand between
two geese
So may one tooth between two
teeth
But a booth can never
between two beeth
Conclusion:
If vegetarians eat vegetables
What would some humanitarians do to humans?
Politics vs Poetics
in a busy simile-like street
with masks of synecdoche and metonymy
so many metaphors are dancing wildly
that no oxymoron can elbow his way
through crowds of symbols and hyperboles
to his long lost friend paradox
trying to converse with a shy-looking allusion
after standing too long on tiptoes
between consonance and assonance
i become an internally-rhymed road plate
pointing towards the shiny euphony
with no onomatopoeia painted on my face
hardly visible beside the fast lane
The Canadian Comedy
in London we speak like Yankees
in New York, we sound like Cockneys
we try to have American economy
British politics, French culture
yet we are somehow lost in British economy
French politics, and American culture
one reason is we only look skookum
another is too proud of our face off
our blue line, and especially our puck
more important perhaps, we pronounce z as zed
rather than zee, eh?
English Kanata
Living in the buttes and parklands
With the chutes running
through the muskeg
Where Douglas fir and Sitka spruce dwarf
Manitoba maple and tamarack
Among kinnikinnick, saskatoon
and soapallallie
We keep fool hens, siwash ducks
Turkey vultures and whiskey jacks
But not really caribous, pecans
Siffleurs or Massassauga rattlers
We eat cisco, inconnu, kokanee,
ouananiche
Or oollichan together with timbits
Under the guidance of a bush
pilot
Along the blue line
We sometimes ride a chuck wagon
On a grid or asphalt road
When we have a tea party on
our veranda
We always prefer to sit on a chesterfield
We have coined tons of loonies
and toonies
To pay our premiers and suitcase farmers alike
It matters not if we dwell in a flat or apartment
If we play with a pack or deck of cards
Not even if we take a holiday or vacation
But we do care about how our MLAs
Face off with one another
Even over a puck
At the Eagle Pass
like a shepherd driving his sheep to the pen
the wind keeps blowing wisps of mists
nature’s indistinct trains of thoughts
into the murmuring mouth of
the valley
where they gather to make a simple sentence
with the mountain peak as
the subject
the river as the predicate and
all the trees as its
modifiers
unspeakable
Open Opera
april
this solo performance
of sweet cherry trees
white clusters of vowels
pink chorus of assonance
there is no accompany
of leafy consonance
except bold internal rhymes
between heartbeats and footsteps
Behind a Ballad
to bring this single word
into the mind, the cherry flower has prepared to bloom
for the whole spring
to bring this single line
onto the paper, the thunder has rolled
through the entire summer sky
to bring this single stanza
onto the mouth, the west wind has blown
over all the golden fields
Content Words
Amidst the waves sits still a stark noun
Like a coral island in the east sea
Looming in and out in the star light
Through the trees runs a little verb
As if to flee from one valley to another
In case the sun’s arrows should hit it too hard
Above the clouds thunders a series of adverbs
Their sounds too loud to produce an echo
Even in a great hall of fame
Beyond the skyline drift some adjectives
Ready to fall with last year’s narration
Greyer than the greyest patch of history
Across the Vast Open Range
as if to demonstrate
his roping talents
the cowpuncher looses up his lasso
and throws it afar and straight
dropping it right over
nouns like grizzly
bears
verbs like coyotes
adjectives like eagles
adverbs like
rattlesnakes
and other function words
like buzzards
before the snowstorm sweeps all
the creatures from the prairies
Interpreting a Poem
shake the film
with all your pleasant leisure
in the clean and crystal water
of your imagination
just wait in your dark room
until the pictures loom
or hold the kaleidoscope straight
against the sunshine in your mind
and keep rolling it slowly
you will see varied views of beauty
but do not hit it too hard
with the hammer of your will
for the shell and meat
would be crushed together
The Making of a Best Poem
1/
A: a worthy arrangement of worthless words
B: a public print-out of private puzzles
C: a rational repetition of random ravings
2/
A: mailed from a good address, better school-associated
B: including a good bionote, better award-winning
C: signed with a good name, better recognizable
3/
A: received by a well-circulated magazine
B: read by a well-connected editor
C: recommended by a well-established publisher
4/
A: the magazine is in the right need
B: the editor is in the right mood
C: the publisher is of the right kind
5/
A: published in the perfect year
B: included in the perfect section
C: presented on the perfect page
6/
A: selected by a poetry lord, somehow intrigued
B: voted by an expert reader, somehow over-reading
C: chosen by a guest editor, somehow idiosyncratic
Poetry Penning
(for Charles Bukowski)
Poetry penning has to be the saddest damned business to do today:
You melt the letters with the best ingredients you have
Your boldest blood, your tenderest tears and your saltiest sweat
Every piece uniquely heart-made
Packaged with the purest silk of your soul
And priced far below the cost of the little fire in your body
But you can sell it for not a single cent
Indeed, only a few tribesmen and tribeswomen caring most about this
archaic trade
Might come and take a casual look
When it is marked ‘free’
Like some utensils in a used box put on the road side
Oh yeah, with more wordsmiths than wardwares
More wardwares than hawkers
More hawkers than patrons
How can you expect the miracle of a market niche
For this sad damned business
As more and more patrons turn to raps, heavy metal music
Soaps, chat rooms, computer games, virtual sex
Hot dogs, chilled beers, pot or marijuana
That can entertain every nerve ending
The human body may or may not have besides the mind
So, if you must pen something
You’d best try a story, a screenplay, a slogan or even a
spam
What I say is, pen pal
You may well pen anything
But for Christ’s sake
Not this crap
This Is a Line
(for Liu Yu and other
mothers)
A line this is for my mother’s birthday
A birth line for my mother’s day
A mother for the birthday of a line
A celebration of my mother’s line of birth
Mother, I will line your birth with celebration
I will day a line with birth celebration, Mother
I will mother a day line with celebration
I will celebrate the mothering of a line
Mother, I will celebrate a line’s birthday
Mother my celebration of a line’s day
Mother my day’s line for a birthday
Celebrate my line with my mother’s birth
Celebrate the day with my mother’s line
Mother, I celebrate your birthday with a line
The White Goose
(For Yuan Hongqi and
other fathers)
My grandfather was younger than my son
When he died of an
undiagnosed disease
Somewhere in the
Mid-South of China
So we have been told since childhood:
He did nothing memorable or
forgettable
Left no picture of his or
any handwriting
Not even one impression on my father’s senses
Since he was born after he
passed away)
But he had bought a big white goose
To protect his infant son
in his place
And a single-syllabled family name
Copyrighting every little poem
I have composed
In a foreign tongue
East Idioms (1)
a/
All the animals of the jungle
Flee in fright from the little fox
As it carefully stalks behind
In the tiger’s shadow
d/
A dog begins to bark at the sight
Of a shadow that seems shivering
Then all the dogs in the neighborhood
Jumped into a chorus like crazy
m/
It is the magistrate that indulges himself
In random arson in broad daylight
But prohibits local residents from lighting a lamp
Even in the heart of the night
t/
The oak tree longs to stand still
Or sit in deep meditation
Yet the wind would never stop
Trying to uproot or remove it
East Idioms (2)
d/
the moment a bold pupil is dotted
inside each of its handsome eyes
the painted dragon jumps alive
and flies high above the sky
f/
when the lofty fir begins to dwarf
all other trees in the same forest
it will be knocked down flat
by the first storm at night
l/
deeply buried under the dirty silt
the lotus root is pure and clean inside
you break it into pieces widely apart
yet they still remain connected by the silk
n/
three days after the nightingale flew away
its calls are still circling around every tree
with its songs squatting at each leaf tip
like a dewdrop refusing to fall onto the ground
s/
on the bare ground, with a broken twig
she drew a picture of the serpent
as lively as her own tongue
except for some feet added, though pretty
East Idioms (cont. 3)
In Handan/
In their fondest hope to walk as gracefully as handsomely as the
residents of Handan
People swarm in from every part of the country to learn and practice
the ‘capital steps’
But many have failed to learn the new steps while others forgot their
old ways
So they all have to crawl back on their fours to where they originally
came from
Bell Stealing/
To prevent the sound from being heard
As he tries to steal the only bell in the village
The thief stops his own ears with thick cotton
Believing that no one would find him out
Loss of the horse/
On a snowy evening a poor old frontier tribesman
Lost his horse, the only means of living he had
While everybody still felt sorry for him a week later
The horse returned home with another one wild
East Idioms (4)
Mr Ye/
Instead of God, Money, Computer, Sex or Art, he believes in Dragon only
He loves the legendary animal so much so that he paints it on every
surface he can find
Deeply moved by his devoted passion, a real dragon comes down to visit
him
But no sooner has he seen its face than he jumps to flee, with his
pants all wet with fright
Ms Dongsi/
Every time she walks in public, she tries hard to press her belly and
frown her brows
Exactly in the same way as does Xisi the most beautiful woman in the
whole country
For her, this is the trendiest thing to do to win herself some lovers
or admirers
For Xisi, this is a gesture she cannot help making while suffering from
a physical pain
Mr Fool/
To remove the two big mountains blocking the way to or from his home
The old man uses a spade to dig away the dirt and gravel day by day
Isn’t it much simpler just
to relocate you own family house, says Mr Smart
But so long as we persist,
the mountains will be gone some day, he replies
East Idioms (5)
1/ at a waterfront pavilion you can readily
fetch the moon in its clearest reflection
just like the plants facing towards the south
always the first to feel the breath of spring
2/ only by living close to lakes or rivers
can we make friends with fish and shrimps
those living far away from hills or mountains
can never hear the original songs of birds
3/ thanks to the trees our ancestors
planted long time ago, we can now
enjoy all the coolness of their shades
under a scorching summer sun
4/ just before the sun rises
he pulls up every seedling
a little bit higher in his field
so as to have a harvest sooner
East Idioms (6)
The Daoist Alchemist
Instead of turning brass into gold or sand into diamonds, the alchemist
refines soil, air and sunlight into an immortality syrup. While gulping down
the newly made elixir in a hurry, he accidentally spills a few drops of the
holy dew onto the ground, which his dogs, cats and chickens struggle hard to
lip at the first sight. As the alchemist launches himself for a higher life in
heaven, all the animals in his humble house thus begin to rise, certainly
underneath him.
The Guizhou Donkey
The first of its kind that had ever appeared in the mountains of
Guizhou, the donkey gave a deep impression to all local animals at the
beginning. Terror-stricken, even the tiger came to pay his respect and offer
his kingship to the newcomer, since he had such an imposing statue as well as
such a high-pitched voice. Later, the tiger found the donkey capable of doing
nothing other than kicking to defend himself or offend his enemy. With this
happy realization, the tiger tore the new king into pieces and ate him up the
third time he passed by.
East Idioms (7)
1/ Once he gets a full taste of the idea
He forgets the words that contain it
Just as the angler forgets his fishing rod
After he gets the carp off his little hook
2/ He enjoys playing
His harp to the cows
Because only they can
Appreciate his artistry
3/ The moment he hears of Zong’s death
He throws his zither into a big fire
Knowing no one else would ever
Be able to understand his music
4/ Far to the west and long time ago
Did the crane fly away from the wall
Here it was once boldly painted
Here its shadow is still fluttering now
East Idioms (8)
1/ So long as the green mountain is still out there
There is no worrying about want of firewood
2/ The itch is worse when scratched from outside the shoe
The flower would be fairer if looked at from behind the fog
3/ The oak desires to remain still
But the wind must keep blowing
4/ Rather to be a jade broken to pieces
Than to be a tile unharmed as a whole
5/ The Sichuan dog barks at the rising sun
As it seldom appears in this rainy season
6/ The mantis tries to catch the cicada in the front
While a shadowy oriole is stalking it close behind
7/ The couple sleeps closely on one and the same bed
Their dreams are as widely different as day and night
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Home: A Logo Poem
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The Triumph of the Eight Trigrams
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In Times like This
No good news is news.
News, news is no good.
Is no news good news?
Good news is no news.
News is no good news.
Personal Politics
I
Me
Myself
The present writing subject
The Chinaman called ‘CY’
The clone of my entire being inside out
The living creature sin-numbered as 646095813
The biofather of George and Allen
The author of this sensible nonsense
A statistic, waiting to be
Posthumously digitalized
And what else?
The Fat Fabulous
easy-going, they
gab; they
grin; they
giggle; they
guffaw; they
gossip; they
gyrate; they
goof off; they
galumph; gooey
On the Road
Road closed
Construction ahead
Expect delay
Detour
Construction ahead
Expect delay
Detour
Road closed
Expect delay
Detour
Road closed
Construction ahead
Detour
Road closed
Construction ahead
Expect delay
In the Prairies
There are
No pens
No fence
No railings
No windbreaks
No walls
And no boundaries
Except whirlwinds
Blowing wildly
Across the territory
As another little grass
Tries breaking the earth
Like a new syllable
Sprouting at the tongue tip
Cat’s Cradle
in my heart is hidden
a rambling sentence
strictly syntaxed
with too many stressed
syllables
but without any semantic
focus
so I’ve trimmed it into a loveline
not too long or too thick
yet strong enough for you
to play cat’s cradle
with your idioms
Beside the Ball of Limbo
Your themes are plein-air
endless
entwined and
encircled
Sharpen my pen, Muse
with wit and will
so that
i can
clear-cut
this non-tangible tangle
of sad and stubborn
words
Allen in Wonderland
Qucheng
Homerburgh
Dantefield
Shakespeareston
Goethestadt
Pushkingrad
Baudelaireville
Nerudastad
Frostdale
Tagorerboro
Will
Wit
With
Withe
Wither
Withers
Or
Withers
Wither
Withe
With
Wit?
Incomplete Imperatives
While the sun is sleeping
While the hope is being prolonged
While the winter is not really arriving yet
While the egg remains hatched
While the vapor stays in the air
While the grass grows
While the fish swims in the water
While the house stands firm
While the cherry tree blossoms
While the iron is still hot
Harmony of Homonyms
Assent of ads adds to the ascent
Blue buses blew busses
Chaste councils chased counsels
Dyed days died in daze
Earls elicit illicit URLs
Fazed fays faze phased
Guys in guise graphed to graft
Hairy Harry heals heels
Idols idle in idyle
Jugglers jammed in jambed jugulars
Knights knock at the nocks of nights
Leased lyers are least liars
Mind mined in mist missed
Nice gneiss on nickers’ knickers
Overdo once one’s overdue
Past profits passed prophets
Quays quoined with coined cays
Ryes rise with rows of rose
Sighted symbols are symbols cited
Tales about trust are tails trussed
Urns earned have no use for ewes
Violed verse versus vale vialed in veil
Weeks whiled are wild weaks
Xi sighs with psi in size
Yoke your yore in yolk
Zealous Zellers zooms in zooms
Word Herding
The words I have captured are wild
You warned me they would fly
But I really wanted to give a try
Taming them into birds nice and mild
Within the edges of this blank page
They long to return to the open wood
But I enclose them with delicate mood
Even if they might die as if in a cage
Just A Quick Note
Sorry
To have
Changed
The lock
Though
I had
Strongly
Wished
There
Would
Never
Be
Such
Need
Voices: Active vs Passive
To say
Everyman loves a woman
Is not to say
A woman is loved by everyman
Grammatical Groundwork
in the overly exploited mine of vocabulary
he digs deep into the ores
hard and shiny
at the heavily guarded garden of syntax
he keeps pruning his trees
dripping with green
among the wildly running crowds of syllables
he skillfully cowboys his
colts cute and lively
Hyper Grammatical Poems (1): Preposition
Exactly like a coordinate system
You locate
Any nominal identity
In time
In space
In logic
More like a physical linkage
You enjoy introducing
Each solitary soul
As an object
In an adjective or adverbial phrase
To modify
The more important elements of
A muted human statement
Hyper Grammatical Poems (2): Conjunction
A marriage broker
Coordinating
Males and females
For sexual intimacy
Or subordinating
A car, a computer, a house
To a home owner
Or correlating
Two ideas, two emotions, two parties
In a human context
Hyper Grammatical Poems (3): Verb
Just as the child
Plays the most dynamic role
In the life of a family
You make a statement alive
By acting
Growing
Or simply
Being
Hyper Grammatical Poems (4): Pronoun
Like a stage play
Reenacting an experienced
Or un-experienced
Moment in space
A place in time
Before an eager audience
To make their daily existence
Less repetitive
Less cumbersome
Less political
Faulty Comparison with My Hometown
Like Vancouver, the climate of heart is mild all year round
Unlike the Lower Mainland, it is very hot in mid-China
The grasses on Grouse Mountain are similar to Luojia Mountain
The trees in Stanley Park are taller than the East Lake Park
The salmons in the Fraser River swim as far as the Yangtse River
Most residents in BC live much longer than Hubei Province
Real Or Unreal Conditionals
As if the chrysanthemum leaf were more tender than the petal
As if the china cat were being chased by a cloned mouse
As if money became something like air or sunlight
As if god were to come to rescue your name or fame in particular at the end of the world
As if the knob could tune up love or wisdom
As if the sounds were more brilliant than cherry blossoms
As if the butterflies had never seen a flower
As if the sun were to rise every other month from the north
As if language and art were not modern behavior
As if I had really found the way to become a god after my death
As if you were all to live to 800 years
As if all the world’s water began to drain away from our planet tomorrow
As if consciousness evolved into the only form of intelligent beings…
As if the chrysanthemum leaf were more tender than the petal
As if the china cat were being chased by a cloned mouse
As if money became something like air or sunlight
As if god were to come to rescue your name or fame in particular at the end of the world
As if the knob could tune up love or wisdom
As if the sounds were more brilliant than cherry blossoms
As if the butterflies had never seen a flower
As if the sun were to rise every other month from the north
As if language and art were not modern behavior
As if I had really found the way to become a god after my death
As if you were all to live to 800 years
As if all the world’s water began to drain away from our planet tomorrow
As if consciousness evolved into the only form of intelligent beings…
Subjunctive Mood Unsubjugated
I would jump madly with joy
I would go to the depth of limberlost to die an elephant’s death
I would charge forward with my car as if it were a super tank
I would tattoo the words on my butt and nake-run wildly in broad
daylight
I would fuck my love to death at a bare hilltop
I would blast myself into a million bloody pieces
I would nail the president on a swirling swastika in front of a
Buddhist temple
I would shoot like a burning comet beyond the milk way
I would cry my whole heart out and all my tears dry
I would stop the earth from rotating for seven days to recreate the
world
I would put God in a blue cage before hanging it on Babel Tower
I would drive all spirits and ghosts back into their human shapes
I would roar like a whale pushing the sound waves three thousand miles
away
I would…
Set
Ten, turn tight.
Nine, note night
Eight, alienate April
Seven, Satan saddens
Six, spirit’s secrets
Five, fight fire
Four, forward force
Three, thread throes
Two, tourist tools
One…
The Beginning
When I was one
I found my bun
When I was ten
I found my pen
When I was twenty
I found my Wendy
When I was thirty
I found the air dirty
When I was forty
I found life naughty
When I am fifty and sixty and seventy and eighty
How much more findings I will make and feel hasty?
Coarse Language: A Four-Letter Poem
They fart, they fick, they feck, they foak
They piss, they pish, they puss, they poop
They darn, they dump, they dick, they dyke
--Can’t they ever live with more love than fuck?
I Love You
Is certainly the most abused utterance
Made by so many men and women
On so many occasions
In so many languages and dialects
It has become a meaningless euphemism
Of such as:
I want to fuck you
I want to talk dirty with
you
I want to kiss you, touch
you
Smell you, hear you, watch
you
But if I say what I mean to say
You would be offended, scared
Disgusted, appalled, though you may well
Want to say exactly the same to someone else
So damn hypocritical
I fuck you
QUX: Waltz of Alphabet
[A]bide one [B]arrow
[C]art another [D]ear
[E]late in the [F]air
[G]love the [H]owl
[I]deal with the [J]ail
[K]ill to [L]earn
[M]arch the [N]arc
[O]pen a [P]lay
[R]ice for the [S]crawl
[T]angle the [V]ale
[W]rite about the [Z]one
Should ‘I’ Join the Word: An Anagram Poem
The flute would become futile
The printed could turn intrepid
The gale might grow agile
The glue would feel like guile
The stratagem might smell like a magistrate
The brush could look like hubris
The barter would sound like an arbiter
English vs Chinese (2): Similar Similes
As bitter as wormwood as goldthread rhizome
As bold as brass as the city wall
As happy as a cow as a lark
As old as the hills as the sky and the land
As tall as the Maypole as the wire pole
As cunning as a dead pig as a fox
As drunk as a mouse as mud
As thirsty as a camel as a dragon
As dumb as an oyster as a bottle
As hungry as a bear as a wolf
As industrious as an ant as a bee
As timid as a rabbit as a mouse
As stupid as a goose as a pig
As stubborn as a mule as an ox
As hardworking as a horse as a water buffalo
As wet as a drowned rat or hen
As listless as a hen or ant on the girdle
X Missing: Provincial Proverbs
Affection blinds season
Beauty may have fair flower, but ugly roots
Caesar’s wife must be above suspension
Drink only with the luck
Enough is as good as a beast
Fire that’s closest kept burns most in the fall
Good face is better than a good base
Handsome is as handsome buzz
Injuries are written in glass
Jill has every jack
Knowledge is no burden
Love is full of beer, love is without season
Money is often lost for want of honey
Nature is above nurture
One man’s feat is another man’s shit
Present to the eye, present to the kind
Question for question is filled with air
Reward and punishment are the calls of pity
Slow but sure wins the face
Trust is the mother of defeat
United we band, divided we call
Variety is the spice for a wife
Willows are weak but never bend for good
Youth never lasts for peril
Zeal without knowledge is a runaway source
Rain and Poetry
outside
it is raining
raining again
in vancouver
inside
i am trying
trying again
to write poetry
raining / writing
writing / raining
until somehow
they are related
within my room
just rented
During their Dialogues
Behind the words they exchange
Hides a wild snow-covered animal
It seems like a sleek but wounded panther
Squatting under the thick bushes of syllables
Stop and listen with their cagey minds
They can smell its bleeding sighs
But neither of them has seen its true face
As it occasionally appears and disappears